Everyone gather round now
sing him a song
just in case by tomorrow
it happens he's gone
For the past two weeks and seven days
Our fair foreign friend
I have this feeling
We might never see Steven again
We thought he was gone
But he's come back again
Last week it was funny
Now the joke's wearing thin
everyone know now
that every night now
will be Steven's last night
in town
He's charmed everyone here
Except for Tamara Easter
Who later revealed to him
Her innermost secrets
Won us over with stories
About Linda McCartney
Lost points with the ladies
For saying that he couldn't love a
woman with cellulite
We were talking bout something
Seems like was funny
Then Steven got quiet
I think Steven was mad
Maybe he wasn't mad
But we felt really strange for
a moment
then the moment was gone
and forgotten
