Take off your shoes, hang up your wings
Stack up the chairs, roll up the rug
Savor the things that sobriety brings
Drain in the last from a jug
But when I hit the bottle, theres no tellin what Ill do
cause something deep inside me wants to turn you black and blue
I cant resist you, I cant wait
To twist your loving arms til you capitulate
Beat me in the kitchen, and Ill beat you in the hall
Theres nothing I love better than a free for all
To take your pretty neck and see which way it bends
But when it is all over we will still be friends
Wave a white flag, put away the pistol
Too many people just cant get kissed
But if theres nothin I can do to make amends, baby
Hope you dont murder me
Oh, was it all right, or was it okay
Ill make it all up to you someday
Oh, but you didnt have to laugh that way
Oh, no, you didnt have to laugh that way
Wave a white flag, put away the pistol
Too many people just cant get kissed
But if theres nothin I can do to make amends, baby
Hope you dont murder me
Gee, baby, hope you dont murder me
