There was beer all over the dance floor
And the band was playin' rhythm and blues
You got down and did "The 'Gator"
And half an hour later you were barfin'
all over your girlfriends shoes
But the Greeks don't want no freaks
The Greeks don't want no freaks
Put a little smile on them rosy cheeks
'Cause the Greeks don't want no freaks
She was the pride and the passion of Dixie
She did exactly what her daddy had planned
She was the perfect little sister
Until somebody missed her and they found her
in the bushes with the boys in the band
But the Greeks don't want no freaks
No, the Greeks don't want no freaks
Just put a great big smile on them rosy cheeks
'Cause the Greeks don't want no freaks
No, the Greeks don't want no freaks
I said the Greeks don't want no freaks
Just put that "monster" smile on them rosy cheeks
'Cause the Greeks don't want no freaks
No, the Greeks don't want no freaks
