Im very lucky I think youll agree
Ive lost the key to my front door
I cant get in there anymore, oh my
Ive lost the key to my loves heart
Its down the drain and in the dark, oh my
Im very lucky I think youll agree
As I was riding home from work
I saw a robber steal a shirt, oh my
I shouted "oi!" and yelled "stop! thief!"
The policeman booked me for disturbing the peace, oh my
Im very lucky I think youll agree
As I was swimming in the sea
I came across a bomb or three, oh my
I took them to the coastguard man
Who said "hurry up and get th...", oh my
Im very lucky I think youll agree
Ive lost the key to my front door
I cant get in there anymore, oh my
Ive lost the key to my loves heart
Its down the drain and in the dark, oh my
Im very lucky I think youll agree
