Chelsea

Photographs of fancy tricks to get your kicks at sixty-six



He thinks of all the lips that he licks



And all the girls that hes going to fix



She gave a little flirt, gave herself a little cuddle



But theres no place here for the mini-skirt waddle



Capital punishment, shes last years model



They call her natasha when she looks like elsie



I dont want to go to chelsea







Oh no it does not move me



Even though Ive seen the movie



I dont want to check your pulse



I dont want nobody else



I dont want to go to chelsea







Everybodys got new orders



Be a nice girl and kiss the warders



Now the teacher is away



All the kids begin to play







Men come screaming, dressed in white coats



Shake you very gently by the throat



Ones named gus, ones named alfie



I dont want to go to chelsea







Oh no it does not move me



Even though Ive seen the movie



I dont want to check your pulse



I dont want nobody else



I dont want to go to chelsea







Photographs of fancy tricks to get your kicks at sixty-six



He thinks of all the lips that he licks



And all the girls that hes going to fix



She gave a little flirt, gave herself a little cuddle



But theres no place here for the mini-skirt waddle



Capital punishment, shes last years model



They call her natasha when she looks like elsie



I dont want to go to chelsea







Oh no it does not move me



Even though Ive seen the movie



I dont want to check your pulse



I dont want nobody else



I dont want to go to chelsea