[Bob Rivers:]
Yo, yo
[Girl as Dina Rae:]
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jingling all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
Grab your coat, youll be okay in LA
[Bob Rivers as Eminem:]
Its just a white Christmas (hello my man)
Im leaving blood in the snow and smacking fat men
You mean Santa, that boys a bitch
He caught my mom Christmas cheatin tryin to give her kiss
Fo real hes no joke, that guy dont play
He tried to ride way more than a one-horse-sleigh
Laughing all the way, but hes not laughing today
Jingle more than his bells, even the elves with pay
COME CHRISTMAS EVE, OLD NICKS A GONNER!
Well be snacking on deer, EATIN Blitzen and Donor
Not a question of when, not even a maybe
Have a drunk Mrs. Clause saying, Jizzlin Baby!
Give a new meaning to ho, ho, ho
Shake that ass girl, bump your booty in the snow
So watch out Santa, you jolly old troll
Well be strippin that sleigh and leave you [in the] cold
[Girl as Dina Rae:]
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jingling all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride in a cop drop Chevrolet, hey
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jingling all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
Grab your coat, youll be okay in LA
[Bob Rivers as Eminem:]
Playing reindeer games, hell yeah my friend
Grab Rudolphs horns, see how far they bend
When the snow turns bad, hand jacks off in bed
Back out to the woods with his faggy elf friend
Oh, Santa Claus did molest me last night
In fact, could have me listed as naughty twice
Not cuz of the fight, or the Christmas gift hype,
Because of the nog, I left on his white
Its time for old nick to move and retire
Or we roast his nuts on a bigass fire
Yes Im that bad, Yes, Im that cruel
I mean your a
