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INFO - THE REAL SLIM SHADY PLEASE STAND UP

The Real Slim Shady Please Stand Up

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May I have your attention please?



May I have your attention please?



Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?



I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?



We're gonna have a problem here..







Y'all act like you never seen a white person before



Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door



and started whoopin her ass worse than before



they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!)



It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,



he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"



And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots!



Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)



Feminist women love Eminem {*vocal turntable:



chigga chigga chigga* "Slim Shady, I'm sick of him



Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what



Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"



Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose



But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms



Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't



but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose



"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"



And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss



And that's the message that we deliver to little kids



And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is



Of course they gonna know what intercourse is



By the time they hit fourth grade



They got the Discovery Channel don't they?



"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals



who cut other people open like cantaloupes



But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes



then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope



But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote



Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes







Chorus: (X2)







I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady



All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating



So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,



please stand up, please stand up?







Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;



well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!



You think I give a damn about a Grammy?



Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me



"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"



Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?



So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?



Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs



so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst



and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first



You little bitch, put me on blast on MTV



"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!"



I should download her audio on MP3



and show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD {*AHHH!*



I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me



so I have been sent here to destroy you {*bzzzt*



And there's a million of us just like me



who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me



who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me



and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!







Chorus







I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you



things you joke about with your friends inside your living room



The only difference is I got the balls to say it



in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all



I just get on the mic and spit it



and whether you like to admit it {*ERR* I just shit it



better than ninety percent of you rappers out can



Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums



It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty



I'll be the only person in the nursin home flirting



Pinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin off with Jergens



And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working



And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin



He could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings



{*HACH* Or in the parkin lot, circling



Screaming "I don't give a fuck!"



with his windows down and his system up



So, will the real Shady please stand up?



And put one of those fingers on each hand up?



And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control



and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?







Chorus 2X







Ha ha



Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us



Fuck it, let's all stand up

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