Intro: (Obie Trice)
Obie Trice, real name no gimmicks
Refrain 1
2 trailer park girls go round the inside, round the inside, round the inside
(Repeat Refrain 1)
Refrain 2
Guess whos black, black again? Smileys black, tell a friend. Guess whos
black, guess whos black, Guess whos black, guess whos black, Guess whos
black, guess whos black, guess whos black
Verse 1
Ive created a monster, cuz nobody wants to see Shady no more
They want Smiley Im chopped liver
Well if you want Smiley, this is what Ill give ya
A little bit of seeds mixed with some hard liquor
Some binaca thatll jumpstart my heart quicker
Then a shock when I get shocked at the Hospital
By the Dr. when Im not cooperating
When hes rocking the table while Im masturbating (Hey!)
You waited this long so stop debating
Cuz Im back, Im on a fag and ejaculating
I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney
But your husbands heart problems complicating
So the FCC wont let me leave, or let me be me so watch me flee
They tried to shut me down on EmTV, but it feels so empty with Smiley
So come on you prick, jump on a dick rotate, on the dick and suck some dick
And get ready cuz this shits about to get heavy
I just got in all cop pursuits, FUCK YOU DEBBIE!
Chorus x2
Now this aint like a job for me
So everybody just let me be
Cuz we need a little penis envy
Cuz it feels so empty with Smiley
Verse 2
Little hellions, kids feeling rebellious
Embarrassed, their parents still listen to Elvis
They start feeling like prisoners pelvis
Till someone comes along a mission and yells dick
A missionary, vision is scary, could start a resolution
Pollutin the air waves a rebel
So let me just revel and tact, in the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass
And its a disaster such a catastrophe
For you to see so damn much of my ass you ask Smiley?
Well, Im black
(Batman sound) Fix your bent antennae tune it in and then Im gonna enter in
and up under your skin like a splinter
The center of perfection, back for the winter Im interesting
The less thing since wrestling
Infesting in your kids ears and resting
Testing Attention Please feel the tension soon as someone mentions me
Heres my 10 cents and my ass cheeks are free
A nuisance, who sent, you sent Smiley?
Chorus x2
Verse 3
A tisk-it a task-it, Ill go tit for tat with
Anybody whos taking this shit that shit
Chris Kirkpatrick you can get your ass flipped
Worse than em little Limp Bizkit bastards
And Moby, you can get bombed by Dolby
This 36-year-old bald headed fag sold me
He dont know me, hes too old, let it go, move over, nobody listens to Techno
Now lets go, just give weed the signal, I'll be there with a whole crew full
of new imbeciles
I've been doped, suspenseful with a pencil ever since Prince turn himself into
a symbol
But sometimes the shit just seems, everybody only wants to disgust me
So this must mean Im Smite Smiley
But its just me Im just smiling
Though Im not the first queen of controversy
I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley
To do Black Music so selfishly
And use it to get myself healthy (Hey!)
Theres a concept that works
20 million other white rappers submerge
But it matters how many fish in the sea
When it will be so empty with Smiley
Chorus x2
(Hum dei dei la la, Hum dei dei la la la la la) x2 Kids
