If You Think There's Something

If you think there's something

If you think there's something

If you think there's something



I don't care what I look like

I don't care what you think

Because I know these things are not important

They're just material and ink



I like things comfortable

And I like things that look real good

I don't care about the cut, it is enough

If it's smooth and not too rough



If you think there's something

Could it be that there's not?

If you think there's something

Is there or is there not?

If you think there's something

It can be that there's not



So if you think there is something

Something that there is not

Ooh-ooh, perhaps a pair of trousers

Or a band that plays rock



If you think there's something

Could it be that there's not?

If you think there's something

Is there or is there not?

If you think there's something

If you think there's something

If you think there's something



Dodgy instrumental break....



That fine physique, that pretty face

Lights up his fantasies - puts them in place

Oh what's his stance, where is he coming from?

We try to follow but he's gone



If you think there's something

Could it be that there's not?

If you think there's something

Is there or is there not?

If you think there's something

It can be that there's not

If you think there's something



If you think there's something

If you think there's something

If you think there's something



Perhaps and maybe not



If you think there's something

Can we agree there's not?

If you think there's something

And we say that there's not

If you think there's something...