Deer In The Headlights

Met a girl in the parking lot

And all I did was say hello

Her pepper spray made it rather hard

For me to walk her home

But I guess that's the way it goes



Tell me again was it love at first sight

When I walked by and you caught my eye

Didn't you know love could shine this bright

Well smile because you're the deer in the headlights



Met a girl with a graceful charm

But when beauty met the beast, he froze

Got the sense I was not her type

By the black eye and bloody nose

But I guess that's the way it goes



Tell me again was it love at first sight

When I walked by and you caught my eye

Didn't you know love could shine this bright

Well smile because you're the deer in the headlights



It's suffocating to say but the female mystique takes my breath away

So give me a smile or give me a sneer

'Cause I'm trying to guess here



Tell me again was it love at first sight

When I walked by and you caught my eye

Didn't you know love could shine this bright

I'm sorry I ever tried

Deer in the headlights



Tell me again was it love at first sight

When I walked by and you caught my eye

Didn't you know love could shine this bright

If life was a game you would never play nice

If love was a beam you'd be blind in both eyes

Put your sunglasses on 'cause you're the deer in the headlights

You're the deer in the headlights