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Constipated

de Weird Al Yankovic / an -

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uh huh Extra Cheese

uh huh uh huh

Save a piece for me



Pizza party at your house

I went just to check it out

19 Extra larges

What a Shame

No one came



Just us

Eating all alone

You said

Take the pizza home

No sence letting all this go to waste

So then I faced



Pizza all day

and everyday

theres cheese around the clock

is getting me blocked

and i sure don't care

of irregularity



Tell me

Why ya have to go make me so Constipated

Cos right now i do

Cause right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated

in the bathroom



I sit and I wait

And I strain and I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain

Oh, should've taken laxatives

Or had my colon irrigated

No no no

I was feelin' pretty down

'Til my girlfriend came around.

We're just so alike in every way I gotta say.

In fact, I just thought I might

pop the question there that night

I was kissing her so tenderly

But woe is me



Who would have guessed, her family crest

I suddenly spy, tattoo'd on her thigh

And son of a gun, it's just like the one on me

Tell me



How was I supposed to know we were both related

Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated

What to do now

Should I go ahead and propose and get hitched and have kids with 11 toes

And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated

No no no



(no no no)



I had so much on my mind

I thought maybe I'd unwind

Try out that new roller coaster ride

And the guide



Said not to stand but that's a demand

That I couldn't meet I got on my feet,

And stood up instead and knocked off my head you see

Tell me



Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated

This really is a major inconvenience, oh man I really hate it

It's such a drag now

I can't eat I can't breathe I can't snore I can't belch or yodel anymore

Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illistrated

Oh no



Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated

I gotta tell ya life without a head kinda makes me irritated.

What a bummer

I can't blink I can't cough I can't sneeze

But my neck is enjoying a pleasant breeze now

Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated

No no no

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