Young Dumb Ugly

We're dangerous dudes, we got bad attitudes



Most of our brain cells are gone



We were born to be bad, you better not make us mad



Or we just might toilet paper your lawn



We got a reputation 'round these parts



We only leave a ten percent tip



Sometimes we don't return our shoping carts



Stay out of our way and don't you give us no lip







'Cause we're young... dumb and ugly



That's what we are



We're so young... young, dumb and ugly







We wear black leather in the hottest weather



You can't imagine the smell



We got three-day stubble, our names spell trouble



T-R-U-B-E-L



Reaisin' hell, bendin' the rules just a little



We're livin' only for thrills



We squeeze our tooothpaste tubes from the middle



And wait until the last minute to pay our telephone bills







'Cause we're young... dumb and ugly



You better believe it



We're young... young, dumb and ugly



I'll tell you again



We're so young... young, dumb and ugly



We're comin' to your town



Yeah, we're young... young, dumb and ugly







We're wild, reckless men, we're on a rampage again



We drive with just one hand on the wheel



Danger's in our soul, we're goin' out of control



Swimmin' right after a big heavy meal



We're there wherever trouble's starting



We're rebels without a clue



We drink milk right from the carton



And keep our library books 'till they're way overdue







'Cause we're young... dumb and ugly



That's what we are



We're so young... young, dumb and ugly



You can't stop us



We're young... we're so young, dumb and ugly



Young, dumb & ugly



We're young... we're young, dumb and ugly



So ugly



Young... dumb... & ugly