( yawn, gasp )
Girl we've got work to do
pass me the paint and glue
perfect isn't easy
but it's me
when one knows the world is watching
one does what one must
a few minor adjustments darling
not for my vanity,
but for humanity
each little step or pose
see how the breeding shows ( oomph )
sometimes it's too much for even me!
When all of the world says yes,
then who am I to say no?
Don't ask a mutt to strip like a showgirl
no girl, you need a growl!
Not a flea or a flaw
take a peep at that paw!
la dee da da
perfection leaves you to
