All around the country coast to coast,
People always say what do you like most,
I don't wanna brag, I don't wanna boast,
I always tell 'em I like toast.
YEAH TOAST! YEAH TOAST!
I get up in the mornin' bout six AM,
Have a little jelly, have a little jam,
Take a piece of bread put it in the slot,
Push down the lever and the wires gets hot,
I get toast.
YEAH TOAST! YEAH TOAST!
When the first caveman drove in from the dregs,
Didn't know what would go with the bacon and the eggs,
Must have been a genius got it in his head,
Plug the toaster in the wall,
Buy a bag of bread,
Make toast.
YEAH TOAST! YEAH TOAST!
Now there's no secret to toasting perfection,
There's a dial on the side and you make your selection,
Push to the dark or the light and then,
If it pops too soon press down again,
Make toast.
YEAH TOAST! YEAH TOAST!
Oui monsieur bonjour coquette,
Uh huh croissant e chevy corvette,
Maurice chevalier effeil tower,
Oh oui maria bagette bon soir,
FRENCH TOAST! FRENCH TOAST!
Cowboy, Enron, longhorn steer
Barbara, Jenna, and George W.
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TEXAS TOAST! TEXAS TOAST!
In Chicago or in Indianapolis, Indiana
YEAH TOAST! YEAH-EAH-EAH-EAH TOAST!
