i had a lovely brunch with Jesus Christ.
He said, "two words about inanity: fundamental christianity."
the food was very nice.
but then He had to go and die for my sins
and stick my ass with the check.
"show me a hero and iÔÇÖll write you a tragedy,"
(go near an open window and thatÔÇÖll be the end of me).
i bowed before the avatar.
he said, "the problemÔÇÖs clear to me: you never got over morrissey."
i said "well, right you are!"
"itÔÇÖs so much harder to be underfed than under-understood," he said.
"show me a hero and iÔÇÖll write you a tragedy,"
(go near an open window and thatÔÇÖll be the end of me).
i went to see KIP WINGER!
he said, "in my day we knew how to party;
bands today, cÔÇÖmon, not hardly."
he had a back-up singer (doo doo doo doo).
he said, "the metal scene is a disgrace,
but i ainÔÇÖt got no dog in that race!"
"show me a hero and iÔÇÖll write you a tragedy,"
(go near an open window and thatÔÇÖll be the end of me).
donÔÇÖt despair, your mother loves you.
donÔÇÖt be proud because she has to.
donÔÇÖt despair, your mother loves you.
donÔÇÖt be proud, she gotta
