Transcribed by nicola
Sarah:
Hello, this is saint etienne here with a special christmas message for you all. how are you feeling bob?
Bob:
Im feeling dandy and I just want to say happy christmas, war is over. how are you feeling pete?
Pete:
Im feeling my oats. its a bit parky in here, isnt it? anyone fancy a drink? whats your favourite christmas drink bob?
Bob:
Umm, can I have a vodka with domestos in it and a slice of ? ? ? please?
Pete:
Certainly sir. and sarah?
Sarah:
No thank you. eh... can I have a glass of champagne with an oxo cube in it please? thank you. mmmmm.
Bob:
Do you want a drink pete, Im buying this round?
Pete:
No.
Sarah:
Weve got a couple of songs for you and the first one is...
Bob:
Driving home for christmas, a smashing song by chris rea. and the second one is..
Pete:
Message in a bottle, a tribute to the gentle giant of rock, sting.
Sarah:
And now wed all like to say...
All:
Happy christmas!!