The city council met last night the vote was one to six - Denying access to our town by TV's "G.E. Smith" - The Mayor cited nightmares had by his daughter Eileen - She dreamed that ugly fucker's face popped out the friggin' screen - They said no, they said no way. - Not in my Back yard he can not stay - That eyesore is a stain upon our nation - If you think he's livin' by me there's no way - G.E. felt the set back but refusing to surrender - He bought a house disguised as the guitarist of the Pretenders - But at the party we like to throw for new homeowners - we caught him when he couldn't play the lead from "Tattooed Love Boys" - They said no, they said no way. - Not in my Back yard he can not stay - That eyesore is a stain upon our nation - If you think he's livin' by me there's no way - A man has got the right to homestead anywhere he can - but that just begs the question, What exactly is a man? - Blond Frankenstein with Dutchboy hair would hardly qualify - So we must live free of this Hall
